I forgot my shoes today.

As if losing lists were not enough… today I finally got it together--or so I thought. I had a folder with notes. I had all the paperwork I needed to get everything done that I had energy to do. I gathered it all, grabbed my purse, my cell phone, everything—I was feeling rather proud of myself. I got to the door and realized something:

I was barefoot.

Getting a head start on California I guess. Now I know where the cliché “I’d lose my head if it weren’t screwed on” comes from.